RoastFeed

Have y'all seen that IG trend of asking ChatGPT to roast your feed? Well, RIP me bc this is the most savage takedown l've ever been the victim of

I asked ChatGPT to roast my Instagram feed and I just got dragged to hell, my feed looks like a breakup between Tumblr and Instagram - except they both lost the fight.

I'm so dead getting the Roastfeed. "What's with the random pics? Are you moonlighting as a grocer now?" I'm shocked the AI is so witty that it literally cracks me up!

Alright, this feed looks like it's having an identity crisis. Are you a travel influencer, a foodie, or just really in love with random cityscapes? The landscape pics are fire, but that lone bathroom selfie is just screaming, "I needed content, so here's my face." And the produce shot - are you auditioning for a farmer's market brochure? Pick a theme and stick with it, because right now it feels like a scrapbook from someone who got lost in several different interests.

Picasso of randomness! This feed is like watching someone learn to multitask for the first time—jumping from landscape porn to vegetable still life, then to a mirror selfie? Make up your mind! You're either trekking mountains, daydreaming of Paris, or just repping veggies like an organic influencer wannabe. Let's not even start on your selfie game —did you forget to tell your face that it's showtime? Also, congrats on showing up at work; really riveting content there. Get a cohesive theme, dude.

Oh look, it's the dynamic duo of 'we're totally not sure what we're doing here' and 'awkwardly charming'! With those two together, it's like watching your favorite sitcom where they're trying to figure out the Wi-Fi password while throwing in some diplomatic charm. For real though, you've got the star power, now just sprinkle in some actual direction! Maybe next time, let's aim for less confusion and more charisma?

One moment you're living the glamorous life in Paris, the next you're chilling on a beach, then boom—red door drama! Your feed is like a world tour where the dress code is always "flawless." But let’s be real, everyone’s here for that one perfect sunset pic and pretending they’re as cool as your shades game. Keep the variety, but maybe ease up on the candid selfies; we get it, you're everywhere and we envy you!

Hey! you call this an Instagram feed? It looks like your camera roll threw up on your page. Are you trying to make "random guy standing in random places" a new trend? Half your pics look like you got lost on your way to actually interesting places. Oh, and these group shots-looks like a "who's who" of who-cares. This isn't an Instagram feed; this is a cry for help. Update your game plan, pronto!

Your feed is like a mixtape made by someone with multiple personality disorder. One second we're urban exploring mediocre megacities, the next we're lighting a birthday cake on fire in the name of dramatic effect. That cat close-up? Is this an art gallery or Cat Lady Starter Pack 101? And let's not even talk about the "I just discovered the '90s" phase with those grunge-inspired city strolls. Pick a lane before Instagram revokes your vibes license!

Look who we have here - the "I went traveling once" feed. Are you collecting European architecture clichés or were the sunsets too mainstream? I can see you've mastered the art of "deep thoughts" by staring dramatically at windows and water bodies. And wow, that bench pose, serving us "I'm on a magazine shoot" vibes at a farmer's market. Background level 100, engagement? Meh. Step it up, Picasso!

Wow, this feed is like the Pinterest board of 'basic.' It's giving major "I-have-no-personality-so-let-me-flex-my-vacations" vibes. I mean, we get it, you travel. But can we talk about those cliché sunset pics? Revolutionary. The cardboard cutout poses aren't doing you any favors either. Are you auditioning for a mannequin job? Step it up or step out, because this feed is serving reheated leftovers.